Its been touched on before that the voting could be rigged, and today we’ve stumbled across another such conspiracy. I guess some people have downplayed our efforts to bring Idol down under its own weight, and will stop at nothing to prove that cheating is the only way someone who sucks as bad as Sanjaya can continue to prance around on the grand stage that is American Idol.

Frankly I don’t care what has to happen to keep this dream alive. If its takes calling Dell tech support just to remind them that Simon thinks Blake Lewis is the best guy then I’ll gladly sit though my estimated 15 minute wait in hopes that I tick off the right person.

But despite my commitment to our cause I have a greater responsibility. I am bound to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. That said, I feel obligated to inform my viewers of any news or controversy concerning Sanjaya.

So what is this fraud that I speak of? Nope, its not Indian call centers this time (although I still make my aforementioned calls…just in case). But scarily enough these pop-culture terrorist are housed close than you think, but you’ll have to read the article to get all of the horrifying details. Where does this earth shatter report come from and why should we believe what they have to say? Well it comes again from a group of hard working investigative reporters that stop at nothing to bring to light any injustice in our society. They have uncovered such bombshells as the real results of the Anna Nicole Smith paternity test and were also the first to report on the naked pictures of Harry Potter. So you can clearly see that their reputation is sterling and that this is not something to scoff at.

So for everyone reading this, please lets not take a chance this week. Lets up our efforts and make sure that WE are the cause of Sanjaya’s staying power, not some hoser up in Canada (oops, hope that didn’t ruin the story).

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