We all know that Idol is the ULTIMATE in cut throat competition (yes, that was sarcastic). But little did we know that there was a separate competition going on last week.
Diana Ross was the host, and she gave the mark to beat for the hugest afro.
It was a secret competition. If you entered, you had to compete. So basically you can see for your selves how our unsuspecting contestants fared.
Sanjaya, who has absolutely no rhythm (an entitlement to wear large hair) came out rocking a fro that even OJ Simpson would have been impressed by.
Chris Sleigh fluffed out his gianormous patch of pubic hair conveniently located on his head and managed to also survive this hidden competition.
But unbeknownst to Brandon, his pathetic showing is what actually got him the boot. Too bad he didn’t go for cornrows as that would have been his only saving method.
Luckily for Phil Stacey, although his head was symmetrical his complete lack of hair disqualified him from the competition. So he can grace us again this week with his AMAZING singing voice.
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Your URL says it all… destroy such-and-such. Do America a favor and destroy your own damned selves, not someone eles’s dream and tangible value. You are collective loosers with a capital L.
Dear evesuk, let me first point out the correct spelling of “losers”. Second, such-and-such has a name…it’s called American Idol. Last, I don’t see why the infatuation with others so called “shot at stardom.” If they are good enough to make it on Idol, then they are good enough to make it in the industry. Idol is an express way to the forefront without “paying your dues.” Besides a couple of decent performers, most of the Idol finalist and winners are terrible. We’re working on a post that really outlines “why” Idol sucks and isn’t the “American dream” like people want to think it is. Anyway, thanks for stopping by. Hoped you got a good laugh or two.
What is so wrong with American Idol that you hate so much? These people have talent. Maybe you’re just jealous that your not as good as them, so you’re against the show.