Well, now that the week is almost over we have nothing better to do than try to garner more support for Sanjaya. Despite our tireless efforts dedicated to that cause, we thought it only fitting to give a proper farewell to someone who also had potential to suck enough to warrant our support. Yep, thats right, I’m talking about Chris Sligh.

It was somewhat a sad day for me when you left. As there isn’t anyone left who will stand up to that big bad Simon and make sly nay “sligh” remarks, directly to his face. And for that we salute you. Not really…just giving lip service.

You kicked off your idol career with an instant classic response to why you wanted to be on American Idol…to make David Hasselhoff cry. Well, you didn’t make it all the way and the spotlight will soon fade on your ridiculous white fro, but we thought it would be a nice parting gift for us to at least host the video of “The Hoff” crying.

Chris Sligh, this is for you.

Yep, only in American can someone this ugly and with so little skill grace the presence of not just a nationally televised primetime show, but also (and more importantly) a high profile website such as the one you are reading.

Chris Sligh, you have truly beaten the odds and helped us to always remember to “keep the faith”

Oh yeah, vote for Sanjaya.

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