I’ve been a little nervous that Sanjaya was going to break out of his shell and deliver a performance that would make us reconsider our pick. But folks, we’ve got a real winner on our hands here. His “best performance” still sucked, really bad. In fact, he made a little girl cry (see pic below).

This just in. According to a highly credible source, the girl, Ashley, who was crying was actually DEF. Further proving that Sanjaya is perfect for our job…the only people who would buy his CDs are DEF people.

I put in my votes, I hope you did the same. Come back tomorrow and I’ll give you a recap of the results show. Trust me, it will be more entertaining than watching Ryan Seacrest prance around.

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