Its official, talent has nothing to do with who stays and who goes (thank God, else Sanjaya would have been gone a long time ago).

Today I’m going to write a little something for all my high school and college readers. Whether you are enjoying your time in school or not, listen up as I have some valuable advice for you. Take a quick look at all of the people around you. Look at how they all fall into their separate cliques. Do a quick inventory check of where you fit in and where you don’t. Now just accept that this is pretty much how it is going to be for the rest of your lives.

As sad as it may sound, the pretty cheerleaders will get the football players and if you have a streak of dyed hair and/or a tongue ring then you can just expect to get shunned by society at large. Also, stop thinking that your hair, tattoos (especially some Japanese word), piercings, whatever make you different. Any time there is an entire category that describes you “alternative” then you aren’t doing anything new or different. You’re still just following the crowd, but with one exception. You won’t be able to win American Idol.

Haley Scarnato may not be a good singer but she ain’t dumb. Expect her skirts to get shorter, tops more revealing and general “bouncing” to steadily increase as the competition goes on. In fact, I predict that if she does make it to the finals her nationally televised on stage performance will rival the scandalousness of Antonella Barba’s little soft core fiasco.

Well since this is a popularity contest, lets help keep our little joke of voting the ugly chick as prom queen going…

Go Sanjaya!

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