If you thought you were going to get an insightful commentary about how Idol is ruining music with its express way to stardom, then you can go ahead and stop reading now. I’m taking the easy way out and just making fun of all of the contestants.
- Blake Lewis
Scat, that just sounds like a really bad style of porno. - Jordin Sparks
She’s like a poodle on crack. - Chris Sligh
The Down’s Syndrome Society called. They want their poster child back - Lakisha Jones
She’s large she’s in charge and she had her way with Ryan Seacrest. * - Brandon Rogers
Backup singer. Do we need to say any more? - Melinda Doolittle
She’s a W.O.M.A.N…without a neck. - Phil Stacey
No father of the year award for this guy. He missed his child’s birth for this? (Does anyone remember Powder?) - Haley Scarnato
She stabbed 3 homeless people * - Chris Richardson
He’s been called a Justin Timberlake clone. Trust me Brittney has been around, and its come back around. We don’t need another guy to love her and ditch her, K-Fed’s got that under control. Leave her alone. - Stephanie Edwards
She’s been compared to Fantasia and we all know how well that turned out last time - Gina Golcksen
I wouldn’t call her even if I was sober (what did her boyfriend have on his chest…pickle???) - Sanjaya Malakar
Site Favorite. Paula Abdul Hair, hula hips. We couldn’t ask for a more perfect Destroy American Idol candidate!!!
* - This never actually happened, at least to my knowledge
Honorable mentions
- Antonella Barba
Stick to the profession where you don’t have to open your mouth…wait, nevermind. - Jared Cotter
2Pac may be dead, but if he were still around he’d definitely have it out for this guy. He’s the whitest black man to come along since Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. - Sabrina Sloan
She is actually as good as Beyonce and J-Lo but I bet she can be had for a whole lot cheaper (wink wink, and I would know) - Sundance Head
C’mon, this guy has more pubic hair on his chin than Ryan Seacrest, Sanjaya, and Anotnella have combined.
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I have watched American idol from the first show and it seems like a pattern those that DESERVE to be in the final competion seems to be the ONE’S that get the boot!!!
Do you think that Sanjaya will end up being the next Sha bang Sha bang? maybe that’s where this is really going ya think?!?!?!
Well that is the hope for this site…that he will make it and be just as awful as he has been so far. One can only hope OR they can make a website to help out
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I guess I’ll let Lindsay spam the site…hey, free iPod.
GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!! Stop being so immature. Honestly
Oh yeah, and for all you people on here talking shit, if you have so much time to do so than you are just jealous that you are not as good looking, pretty, or talented, or both, than the people on the show. I bet you guys are some ugly disgusting fat slobs who probably don’t even have jobs. Like I said grow the @#$% up!
idol rocks! and even if you do manage to ruin it, i will still watch and my whole school also. and all the people at my camp said they will try for a better idol next year. the people who dont watch are gonna! you made more fans! HA! MUAHAHAHAAA
u know, by trying to destroy the show more people may show an intrest in it, viewers may rise, and the show will make more money. DEE DEE DEE
i sent you another comment also. i ask more and more people and EVERYONE shows a new interest in idol. YAY! u guys suck you LOSERS. I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r making new fans. nice job… u suck. u r trying to ruin the show but it gets better and better everyday. and jordin sparks is SO gonna win not sanjaya! i got my whole camp and schoool voting for her every time so HA. were playing back but harder. you are SO goin DOWN.