Sorry for the delay. Garrett and Colton have already left us, but lets see what’s left from the Y chromosome side of things.

Chikieze

The only thing worse than his singing was the suit he wore. At least his name is fun to say.
Danny Noriega

He’s just so, um, sweet. I mean, he loves long walks on the beach, flowers, etc. I have this strange feeling that if he were to have a chance at any of the judges, then Simon might better watch out.

David Archuleta

The only way this kid could more girls hearts under the age of 10 would be to date Hannah Montana. He’s also secured the mom vote too.
David Cook

Taylor Hicks won it with gray hair and look at how well thats turned out for him. Maybe a receding hair line will treat David better
David Hernandez

Last season just being Indian (read: Sanjaya) could get you those votes, but I think you need more talent to secure the Latino loyalty.
Jason Castro

Castro may have stepped down in Cuba, but it looks like he’s got a shot at Idol?
Jason Yeager

This Yeager bomb is a dud.

Luke Menard

You might want to audition for daytime tv, cause you suck at singing.
Michael Johns

Your bio says Georgia, your accent says Australia. Or does Atlanta have more kangaroo’s than we realized?
Robbie Carrico

He admitted to touring with Brittney Spears. So I’m sure that he learned a few things from being “in the biz.” I wonder if he’s fathered two kids only to lose custody to the worlds greatest white rapper (here’s looking at you K-fed)?

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