Category Archives: Season 6 (2007)

Moving On

All I’ve got to say was that I was quite scared. But man oh man, not even in the bottom 3. If I think I heard correctly Sanjaya alone had 37 million votes…AMAZING.
I guess people liked Sanjaya’s change of pace. Instead of sucking his usual horrendous karaoke style way, he completely changed […]

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He gave us something to talk about

His hair is so bad that if Imus made a comment about it, he would get fired all over again.
His vocals…I haven’t heard anything this bad since the K-Fed era
His stage presence is so bad I’d be more entertained watching an Al Gore debate
A heaping helping of good old fashioned suck

So yes, he did […]

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The Dirty Sanjayez

Last week Sanjaya came out speaking another language. What was he really saying? Well, I’m no expert (I really am…just being modest) but based on the overwhelming evidence (see pic) we’ve got the real scoop.

So while most thought he was singing smooth latin lyrics he was really recalling his accolades with Paula…cause she’s […]

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Popularity Contest

Its official, talent has nothing to do with who stays and who goes (thank God, else Sanjaya would have been gone a long time ago).
Today I’m going to write a little something for all my high school and college readers. Whether you are enjoying your time in school or not, listen up as I […]

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Keep the Faith

There is no doubt that Sanjaya is getting some press. Simon has become so frustrated that he doesn’t know what to do. Now, the executive producers have even started weighing in on the situation.
“There is very little hype anybody can do to affect the vast numbers of votes we get. The fact of […]

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Perez Hilton is on our side

Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr. better known as Perez Hilton has also joined forces with us.
You can read the story here, but basically he just calls him gay and then nicknames him “Sangina” which if you ask me is pretty funny.

Despite all of the endorsements that our man/boy Sanjaya gets, you’ve still got to look deep […]

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AI Conspiracy - Voting Fraud (again)

Its been touched on before that the voting could be rigged, and today we’ve stumbled across another such conspiracy. I guess some people have downplayed our efforts to bring Idol down under its own weight, and will stop at nothing to prove that cheating is the only way someone who sucks as bad as […]

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Chris Sligh, gone but still retarded

Well, now that the week is almost over we have nothing better to do than try to garner more support for Sanjaya. Despite our tireless efforts dedicated to that cause, we thought it only fitting to give a proper farewell to someone who also had potential to suck enough to warrant our support. […]

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Will Ferrel is on our side…kinda

After Sanjaya’s last performance sucking so horrifically and he STILL wasn’t in the bottom three, you’ve gotta feel good about our chances for taking this all the way!
Plus if you thought we had momentum before, check this. Will Ferrell wants to run his fingers through Sanjaya’s hair (click to read)?

We are truly reaching critical […]

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Success, sweet sweet success

Not even in the bottom three!  Great job with all the votes.  Yet again the results show was a complete waste of time.  Come back for a witty recap tomorrow morning.
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Popularity: 89% [?]