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If that doesn’t make you wish you had tried just a little harder to get Sanjaya to win it all last year then I don’t know what will…

Despite the fact that she could kick my arse, I think I might actually start pulling for her.

Yeager bombed, just as predicted.
Alexandréa got the boot, so the site is still up and running.

Kady Malloy and Alaina Whitaker. One had to go. I guessed Alaina…and it was a good guess.

Finally, Luke and Robbie were both in the bottom three (no surprise there). But I’ll admit that I was a little bit surprised to see Robbie go.

At least my evil plan is still viable. I’m going to start pushing a little more for Carly Smithson, but don’t worry I’ve even got a backup plan! We’re going to bring Idol down!

If either of these next two don’t get kicked off tonight then I’ll stop everything a start stalking Simon.

First up, I’ll bet my house that Jason Yeager is off. Go ahead, take this bet…I think even a mortgage broker would take this over a loan to a “fully qualified buyer.”

Second, Alexandréa Lushington. Randy may have liked her but not only does she have zero change of winning, her outfit was horrendous. So, while I wouldn’t bet the house, I’d bet the site.

Now, while I’m not 100% sure of these next predictions, I think that I’ve got better odds with this than Amanda Overmyer winning Mrs. America.

For the boys. I’ve got Luke Menard and Robbie Carrico running neck and neck for who sucks the most. Honestly the only thing that Luke has going for him is that he looks like a soap start. I like Robbie, but he failed to bring anything to the table. However, I’m still going to give Robbie the benefit of the doubt and predict that Luke is given the boot.

Onto the girls. For the most part, I thought that the girls were better overall than the boys, at least from a consistency standpoint. They didn’t really have any standouts, it was just decent performances all the way through. So, the best I can do is just hope that one of the two girls that have the same look and the same fan base will lose out. Kady Malloy and Alaina Whitaker. I’m going to flip a coin, and if it hadn’t fell into the gianormous gap in Alaina’s teeth, then I wouldn’t have know who to call, but I think Alaina is going to get the boot.

Well there are my predictions. Two I’ll bet the farm on my top two and I don’t the even Vegas would touch the odds on the others.

Why do people watch American Idol? I think its because it gives ordinary people the chance to have a rags to riches fairytale story, and the viewers get to think that they are played a part in it. So, what if one of the contestants already had their chance, but blew it? What if one of the contestants already had a record contract and still didn’t succeed? What if her name was Carly Smithson? I think that if she won it, and then it was leaked that she had already had her shot, then people would lose their “trust” in Idol.

Ok, I’m still ticked that Sanjaya didn’t win it last year but I’m bigger than that. I’ve picked up the pieces, and changed tactics. I’m smarter and more cunning (no, thats not a dirty word).

Anyway, I hope you can get on board with this evil plan. Let me know what you think!

Chikieze

The only thing worse than his singing was the suit he wore. At least his name is fun to say.
Danny Noriega

He’s just so, um, sweet. I mean, he loves long walks on the beach, flowers, etc. I have this strange feeling that if he were to have a chance at any of the judges, then Simon might better watch out.

David Archuleta

The only way this kid could more girls hearts under the age of 10 would be to date Hannah Montana. He’s also secured the mom vote too.
David Cook

Taylor Hicks won it with gray hair and look at how well thats turned out for him. Maybe a receding hair line will treat David better
David Hernandez

Last season just being Indian (read: Sanjaya) could get you those votes, but I think you need more talent to secure the Latino loyalty.
Jason Castro

Castro may have stepped down in Cuba, but it looks like he’s got a shot at Idol?
Jason Yeager

This Yeager bomb is a dud.

Luke Menard

You might want to audition for daytime tv, cause you suck at singing.
Michael Johns

Your bio says Georgia, your accent says Australia. Or does Atlanta have more kangaroo’s than we realized?
Robbie Carrico

He admitted to touring with Brittney Spears. So I’m sure that he learned a few things from being “in the biz.” I wonder if he’s fathered two kids only to lose custody to the worlds greatest white rapper (here’s looking at you K-fed)?