Results show SUCKED, but…

Congrats Sanjaya!
And congrats to all who voted to keep this disgrace continuing.
Now, if you didn’t watch the results show last night then you didn’t miss ANYTHING. It was maybe 4 minutes of Ryan Seacrest “building suspense” and 26 minutes of commercials. So basically you were just watching commercials for an thirty minutes. […]

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Breaking News - The REAL reason Brandon got kicked off

We all know that Idol is the ULTIMATE in cut throat competition (yes, that was sarcastic). But little did we know that there was a separate competition going on last week.
Diana Ross was the host, and she gave the mark to beat for the hugest afro.

It was a secret competition. If you entered, […]

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Top 12 Reasons to Destroy American Idol

If you thought you were going to get an insightful commentary about how Idol is ruining music with its express way to stardom, then you can go ahead and stop reading now. I’m taking the easy way out and just making fun of all of the contestants.

Blake Lewis

Scat, that just sounds like a really […]

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